http://killeen.craigslist.org/bts/2037014996.htmlIn case it gets deleted... i'll skip some space and paste the ad....
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Surely you KNOW you'd rather your Mate, Loved One, or even that 'one-night-stand' be groomed & trimmed ALL over, right? Or at least their 'private' area you'd like to spend every waking minute of your free time?! Feel like 'Jungle Jim' making love to your Mate? Kinda wish you could be 'The Bushwacker' but aren't quite that brave? Easier being the 'Skipper' when you can navigate clearly, right? Can't stand the thought of another 'long curly hair' between your teeth?? Well then, you can bet your not-trimmed **** or *****; they'd rather yours' were also!! Tired of trimming, shaving(or attempting to trim) your own pubic hair area?? OOOHH, THAT nick hurt, huh?! Wondered if that bleeding would EVER stop??? What, can't hold 'it', the mirror & the scissors/razor at the same time? Difficult doing that special pubic design looking upside-down, backwards; or even more difficult; you can't even see or reach it at all??? Too shy or embarrassed to ask ANYONE you know to do it, especially your 'Loved One(s)? Definately NOT something you'd want your Mom or Dad doing either, huh?! Haven't touched it since you noticed & said-'Hey, I've got my first hair'!!? Just a little curious what it actually even looks like nowdays? If you answered 'Yes' to any of the above, you're in 'need'. If you answered 'Yes" to ALL the above- You need SERIOUS help!!
So who's Bold & Brave enough to take on such a Venture into the 'Unknown' or as of now- the 'Unseen'? PUBIC RESTORATION & DESIGN™!!! From complete front & rear pubic area trimming & shaving, to simply designing your 'special' conversation 'pubic art'; your wish is our demand! In fact, your demand is our wish!! Imagine seeing YOUR initials right 'THERE' when she disrobes for you?! WHOA-LOOK OUT!! No more 'George of the Jungle' or 'Bushwacker' jokes. No more getting another one between your cheek & gums, & we're not talkin' 'bout Copenhagen! Just imagine-FREE REIGN with NO interruptions!! Smooth sailing for the 'Skipper'...
And best of all-we make house calls! Rates start at $39 for our pubic 'SimpleTrim' for Females & $59 for Males. FREE ESTIMATES available for Special Requests. Because we know you'll enjoy cherishing the moment, 'Before & After' Pics available for only $19.99 including an attractive frame. SCHEDULE YOUR APPOINTMENT NOW!!
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